Attn: Straight Girls

Next time you have a boyfriend who is an asshole to you, just be completely nice to him for a while, then dump him. Then several months later he will come crawling back to you, all "I was an asshole, I'm soooo sorry! You're amazing!" and it'll feel goooood. Seriously. It has happened to me every time, without fail. All guys are the same, I don't understand them.