Vogue

What's a bigger problem? Obesity or anorexia?

Yes, I'm pretty sure obesity is the bigger problem too. Do you know how many people die of obesity each year?
Somewhere up near 300,000.
How many die of being too thin each year? (I'm pretty sure there isn't even a proper word for it.)
I can't even find a number because it's reeeally tiny.

So why is Vogue possibly promoting fatter models? Whyyyyyyy?!

Crappy Living Arrangements Suck.

I don't even know where to begin. My parents have for the past 3 years insisted that I switch between their houses twice a week. And it alternates. So currently, I go to my dad's house every Wednesday evening, and back to my mom's house either Saturday afternoon, or Sunday morning. Yup, shitty. I gotta pile a bunch of clothes into a big bag, along with evvvverything else, twice a week! It's fucking annoying. So I'm trying to make it so I only switch once every week, at the same time. So you would think I would be able to just switch every Sunday night or something. But no. My mom's boyfriend's kids switch every Sunday. That means that if they both had their kids in the same week, they would have to go a whole week without seeing each other. But if they have their kids on opposite weeks, they would get no alone time. So my mom says that if I do a week/week, I have to switch on Wednesday. But I don't want to do that anymore, because I have dance class on Wednesday (and Monday and Tuesday), and it's just really annoying doing that. So okay, Thursday nights it is. Then my mom asks if Kenny, my 10-year-old brother, if he is okay with this. No, he's not. Holy God. So my mom says I can't do it, because if only one of us does it it'll mess up her schedule with her boyfriend. So I drew her out a calendar showing when she'd have both of us/none of us/etc. So she thinks it will be okay. I really hope this ends up being a good arrangement... :S

Attn: Straight Girls

Next time you have a boyfriend who is an asshole to you, just be completely nice to him for a while, then dump him. Then several months later he will come crawling back to you, all "I was an asshole, I'm soooo sorry! You're amazing!" and it'll feel goooood. Seriously. It has happened to me every time, without fail. All guys are the same, I don't understand them.

American Actor?

I watched American Idol auditions on TV tonight for almost two hours. Is it just me, or do a lot of those people seem like payed actors who make the show more entertaining? If you were to tell me it was true, I'd totally believe it. Think about it. Pay people to do some ridiculous things, get people interested at the beginning of the season, and WHAM! they're hooked. Honestly. There was one girl giving them a frickin' speech, saying "I have worked so hard for this. blah blah blah" She was being so emotional. They even had sappy music in the background. I thought it was a joke.
Ahh yes, and then there are Paula and Simon. They don't even need explaining, mostly because I have to get some homework done.
But anyway, the same people should just go ahead and hold auditions for American Actor already. Maybe bad actors aren't quite as funny as bad singers, but I bet it'd be entertaining.

Okay!

I would like to customize this first.